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THE 2010 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS 10th October

The Annual club championships have been a little predictable for the last few years and some would say unfair and boring. Therefore, this year the handicap system will be introduced. The aim is to make the competition as close as possible.

The event will take place at Calderdale MTB challenge. The official handicaps are based on last years ride, predicted form, secret training, recent banging missions and unfair genetic advantages...... If you want your handicap changing let Ste know.

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Stephen Leigh

3 Minutes

Paul Bridgwater

Daniel Meakin

5 Minutes

Darren Shaw

10 Minutes

Thomas Barker

Jonny Short Arse

15 Minutes

Poddy

Nephew Paul

Trevor Dias

Dave Pendlebury

25 Minutes 

Pete Wilson

Mark Lawton

Duncan Cash

Graham Cash

50 Minutes

Ian Stirrup

Alan Meakin


Secret lemondade trainers will be found out and there handicap will be adjusted fairly to represent a close finish between all riders.

By day Daniel John Meakin is a Sales rep. But when Daniel has a spoonful of Bicarbonate of soda in water he becomes


The super flatulent hero of the ABC


"I beat Trevor at the weekend because his beach muscles failed. Nothing else to report which is better than that"

News source :Danny Meakin, Westhoughton Crew 06/07/2010 1522hrs Westhoughton, Lancashire UK

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A Postcard from the Isle of Man

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MENTOR OF THE MONTH DANNY

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A David and goliath story

If Hollywood wanted a script for the next Rocky movie then this would be it. Ian Stirrup has gone from a pottering cyclist to a fully fledged competitive cyclist. You may be wondering why. Well Ian wants to beat everyday muscleman and general poser Alan Meakin at the club championships. It is a David and Goliath story and to complete his dream Ian will only ride a minimum of 30 miles when he trains.

With the newly introduced handicap system Ian may be able to deliver the goods and become club champion. Below is a picture of when they completed IOM e2e last year.

The ABC have landed an exclusive deal with R Whites to sponsor our spotted

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"Full Suspension Power"

Shock reports have emerged this week that Trevor Dias has been employing the services of a personal trainer. This is quite possibly the gayest thing a club member has ever done. Can it ever be ok for a man to employ another man to train him? We think not and it has prompted a new commandment.................................

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